These photos and letters are from the Cissters who live with Marilyn Allen...
Don't
tell on them!
(but
if this gives your girls any ideas, click here for information on the Facets
Clubs)
The lead story in the Cissy Gazette
Extremely Unladylike Behavior Exhibited
ADI--American Doll Information network
Kernersville, N.C.---- Yesterday afternoon the doll police, headed by
Captain Trent, were called to the residence of Miss Ancharis due to
excessive shrieking. It was determined, after extensive questioning, that
the altercation began after a package arrived in the mail.
Miss Pandora, (many of you will remember her as the Fernando Sanchez Cissy of that 1930 style Hollywood glamour) said to this reporter, "being a new arrival, I feel I have entered a madhouse! Never, in all my pampered life have I seen a Cissy behave this way. I knew that box stuff was going to get me in trouble, but I never for one moment believed the studio would do this to me!!" At this point, Miss Pandora burst into tears and had to be helped to her dressing room.
Miss ViAhn, called upon her "Mystery of the Orient" style and declined to speak to the press. She was heard to remark to Capt. Trent that she believed the "Jade Scorpion" had something to do with the incident.
Frau Brigid, still insists that "it vas soumting like a reindeer, yah, dats it. It vas a furry liddle animal vhat did tis. Yah." Many fans still remember Brigid as the top Anna Sui model from a few years back.
An ambulance had to be called to remove Miss Ancharis to the
doll
hospital for treatment of two broken fingernails and a bit of psychiatric
assistance. She could still be heard screaming, "It was addressed to
ME! Get it? It had MY name on it! MINE, MINE, MINE." We
are told that she will probably be released in a month or two.
Mme. Christiana, wearing a stunning set of diamond jewelry including a striking solitaire ring, explained that she was "shocked and dismayed by the behavior of the younger generation."
Film at 11---
Excerpts from the news footage...
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Ancharis dreams of jewels! |
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My new dress is just shabby without Marcia's jewels -- Why,
oh why, do I not live with "Marcia" instead of
"Marilyn"??? SOB!!!
Signed, ViAhan |
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It began with a discussion of exactly what "et al" meant...followed by offers to "help carry" that "heavy" package. Note: the package was addressed to "Ancharis, et al." |
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When Ancharis made a break for it, things started to go downhill - FAST! |
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No one knew that Brigid was such a football fan. A well directed flying tackle brought Ancharis down. |
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Pandora seemed stunned by the other girls' less than ladylike behavior. ViAhan resorted to the tried and true "if you pull them, she will follow" method. |
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The outcome was really never in doubt!
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